Embarrassing-est NFTs of the Week

Casimir Stone
October 28, 2021

We got tired of writing entire news stories about high profile entries into the NFT space, so we’re just going to round them up here instead, in order of least to most embarrassing, because honestly, what else is there to say?

  1. Adobe’s Photoshop will offer a ‘prepare as an NFT’ feature — a pivot we can get behind, even if the difference between preparing an NFT and exporting a JPG in 10,000 x 10,000 pixels eludes us.

  2. David Lynch will do NFTs of who the fuck knows (sounds like a series of music videos with the band Interpol but it’s David Lynch so we can never be sure) because he’s David Lynch. He does things. We pay attention.

  3. Hasbro’s Power Rangers will give ‘fans an easy entry point into the world of NFTs’ — which on one hand is an ideal fit, but on the other, I don’t know many five year olds with holdings in Ethereum. 

  4. WWE will join The Masked Singer and KRAPOPOLIS in Fox’s blockchain-based offerings — illustrious company if I’ve ever seen it.

  5. McDonald’s McRib — second only in cringe factor to the Wendy’s Twitter account calling you a little bitch.

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