(Or what passes for news nowadays.)

Casimir Stone
December 16, 2021

As we gradually pivot from blockchain news reporting to cannabidiol induced musings on the future of humanity, let’s see how quickly I can knock out the relevant stories we HORs have nothing else to say about: 

  • In the shark jumping moment of TIME Magazine’s bizarre bid for relevance, Elon Musk was named the 2021 Person of the Year. Next up: Logan Roy. 
  • Kickstarter is moving to blockchain. They plan to build a Web3-based sister service first, before eventually moving full operations onto the infrastructure. Since PFP rugpulls are the new Kobe beef jerky heists, it is a logical pivot. 
  • Avenged Sevenfold are not the crypto evangelists we wanted, but the ones we deserved. If the simulation glitches continue to intensify, we might land Nickelback by 2022. 
  • John Lennon’s son is also really into NFT art, specifically of the necrophiliac fetish porn variety. Get back, JoJo. Get back to where you once belonged.

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