Last week on Main Street more people got murdered. The dollar store raised prices. Clergymen and R. Kelly are certified pedophiles. Wildlife died from spilled oil and people being people. There’s a pill now for global pandemics. A couple countries got new prime ministers. Big businesses got whistle-blown and came up with more ways to spy on us. Captain Kirk got a ticket to the final frontier. An old white guy got fired by Britney Spears. Artists took their money and ran. Who can blame them?