Look. If you’re even considering spending 134eth on an iPhone background, you’re probably an entitled little bitch. Luckily, you’re not alone. ELB is a living, breathing meme — a clothing brand, NFT project, and satire magazine, tailor made for the self aware assholes who are down to clown their privilege without losing it.

Purchase 1 of 7 Entitled Little Bitch NFTs and you will own 1/7th of a say in the creative direction of the brand. Or, if you’re not that entitled, at least buy a Chad sweatshirt, the digital equivalent of putting on your big boy Nantucket reds and swinging your dick bulge around like a man.